Ever since the former mayor was sent to prison and his name was unceremoniously removed from the welcome sign in Hart Plaza, visitors to our city have had to settle for a greeting administered by the plaza itself. Although our new mayor has been in office for over two years, he apparently does not have the time for salutations and has handed this duty over to a group of paving stones and concrete slabs.
Well, at least this is a courteous example of pathetic fallacy, it's not like the plaza is giving you unsolicited advice, I mean, that would just be absurd. Which brings us to the curious opinions of Comerica Park.
What Comerica Park is trying to tell you with the above statement is that it does not believe you should park in Brush Park. This appears to be the beginning of a feud between the adjacent parks and it will be interesting to hear how Brush Park responds. It should be noted that Comerica Park's suggestions work to the advantage of Mike Ilitch, who operates Comerica Park and no doubt has its ear, due to the fact he owns several parking lots west of the Fox theatre. Thankfully, most people know Comerica Park is just a crackpot. But, if open spaces are going to give us their opinions, I for one would love to hear Belle Isle's thoughts on littering.
I'm still kicking myself for not purchasing the old sign making jigs from the Parks and Recreation Department at the Detroit Garage Sale years ago. Oh the fun we could have had...
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Dean Savage Park - Professor of Civility.
Heck, I would have renamed a park of your choosing to OMS.
~HATR.
Brush Park recommends you pay the dude $5 to watch your parked vehicle while you are at the game.
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Belle Isle recommends you attend "Figment"
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